Inventing delusions.

And so the saga of Fournier ends with an errant balloon worth hundreds of thousands of euros drifting away into the sky, untethered from its gondola. If you have been following along at all you will know that Fournier is the French adventurer who aimed to jump from the edge of the earth’s atmosphere 40 km up, has attempted to do so 2 other times (both of which were thwarted by weather and/or equipment failure – not unlike this third attempt), and has spent his entire life savings plus millions more dollars in the process. Stated purpose? Well scientific research of course. Apparently his main interest was to gather data to help astronauts and others in aerospace careers who may have to survive a freefall from high altitude. Though you would think that if there was any real merit in discovering this information NASA or some other agency would be funding it.

Although Fournier isn’t an inventor, something about his story in the past few days has made me think again of Troy Hurtubise, the Canadian inventor whose Ursus bear suit inspired the National Film Board documentary Project Grizzly. (If you want the song version of the documentary – download the Flying Folk Army’s Troy and the Bear here.) Done more than a decade ago, the documentary is considered a cult-classic and has been widely enjoyed by many over the years. Except Hurtubise himself who felt the film made him look foolish, and didn’t take him seriously as an inventor. And that’s a fair criticism really, though having heard Hurtubise interviewed on a number of occasions (CBC does almost annual interviews with him) I can’t say that he doesn’t sound half-crazed most of the time when he talks. Between that and the testing his projects on himself to the degree of suffering serious injury, and you’ve got a classic case of self-obsession that’s hard to witness without snickering.

From bear suits onward, Hurtubise now fashions himself as an inventor of military technologies, despite the fact that he has been bankrupted at least once and lost his scrap metal business as a result of his failure to sell more than the occasional prototype. By far his strangest claim to date is the invention of an “Angel Light” device that could not only see through solid metal walls, but also detect stealth technology. Though he claims to have created and tested this device, he also maintains that he had to dismantle it and has since sold it to the French (though his recent bankruptcy seems to belie this fact).

A lot of fringe inventors seem to have the same characteristics – mostly men, they possess an obession bordering on mania, a willingness to give up everything in pursuit of their own vision, a huge capacity for self-denial when it comes to the critiques of others… and for some reason extremely poor business judgement also seems to come with the territory. My Great-Great-Uncle Gustave (inventor of the world’s first airplane before the Wright Brothers even) was one of these people. He obsessed, he bankrupted his family, he injured himself repeatedly, he lost all of his belongings in lawsuits against him (including his airplanes), and he ignored his family responsibilities for most of his life.

Now granted, he was successful in creating what he set out to, but he still died a bitter and broken man unrecognized for his achievements. Which is exactly what will happen to Hurtubise after he has destroyed all of his significant relationships, exactly what has probably already happened to Fournier since I can not believe that someone who cared about his significant relations would choose such a death course adventure. What is that impulse anyway? To be the first? To be famous? A refusal to grow up and take responsibility? I’m not sure, but it’s interesting/odd/infuriating/funny/sometimes depressing to watch these men in their continual quests for attention. (“Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!”)

Since I don’t really have a conclusion for this post, I am going to leave you with this clip from the TV show American Inventor. Marc Griffin is the epitome of deluded and obsessed inventor, a man who lost his marriage and is living in his car in a quest to make “Bulletball” an Olympic sport. Fournier may be painted as an intrepid adventurer, but he is no less deluded or juvenile in his quest for recognition than the Griffins and Hurtubises of this world.

Returned.

Thank the goddess I’m back from Ottawa! Which also means back to blogging here with a little more substance than I am able to muster when I’m away from my desk. Though I’m not sure about what just now. I’m all focused on the new blog project I mentioned last week: Viaduct. Hopefully to be launched in a couple of weeks once we get some graphics and writing going on.

I’m a bit down at the moment, having come off a fairly poor week of bargaining and another long stretch away from home – but I’m working on it and I’ll be fine in no time.

And then we protest.

Yesterday’s demonstration for a fair collective agreement – video taken by the union. I promise more substantive updates once I get home and in a better headspace!

The union reacts.

The crap offer we received yesterday and the union’s response in print this morning – for those who are following along:

PSAC boss blasts ‘insulting’ wage offer
Graham Hughes
The Ottawa Citizen

Friday, May 23, 2008

The stage is set for increased tension in negotiations between Treasury Board and the 120,000 federal public servants represented by the Public Service Alliance of Canada.

John Gordon, the union’s national president, said last night that government negotiators yesterday afternoon put a monetary offer on the table, “which is, quite frankly, insulting.”

The four-year offer included annual wage increases of 1.5, 1.5, 1.2 and 1.2 per cent.

“We were looking for some respect from this employer, which has told us they were bargaining in good faith,” Mr. Gordon said. “We’ve been at this for a year and they come in and insult our members like that … those valuable employees they talk about at every turn. Well, I’ll tell you, those valuable employees are somewhat upset.”

The negotiations cover five collective agreements involving the complete administration of the federal government plus such personnel as border guards, immigration officers and coast guard crews. Contracts expired in June and July 2007.

The offer made yesterday was for the administrators, the largest of PSAC’s five groups.

“We’ll be telling our members about this insult they’ve done with respect to the monetary offer beginning (today), when we have a demonstration taking place in Gatineau,” Mr. Gordon said. “This will be the first time the members will have heard this and we’ll be sending bargaining teams to meet with members across the country and we’ll be dealing with it from there. If the Treasury Board are pushing us to the ultimate position of a strike somewhere down the road, then our members will make that decision, I’m sure.”

Mr. Gordon said negotiations for other PSAC groups were scheduled to resume next week, and he expected a similar position from the government.

“It seems to me they want to take us on, and, if that’s what they want to do, our members will rise to the challenge,” Mr. Gordon added.

The PSAC demonstration is scheduled for noon today between Gatineau City Hall and Phases I and II of the Place du Portage complex.

Barguing.

Best new word I’ve heard in a long time – Barguing – which essentially is arguing at the bargaining table instead of negotiating. It’s a fitting term for what is quickly becoming a frustrating process. But at least it looks like we are taking a break for the summer after this week which is more than welcome for me. It’s probably no secret that I am a tad burnt out from all the travel at the moment – and it really does feel most of the time that we are spinning our wheels with this employer.

I was at a worksite meeting today at lunchtime where we negotiating team members go to tell the members of our union what is going on at the table, what we are asking for, what we are asking of them…. I have done over a dozen of these in the last few months and always enjoy the questions and interests of the people we represent. This particular session was at my Ottawa employer’s office which was even more fun since I knew some of the people there and I frequently work out of that building.

After the talk a woman who had asked several questions came up to me and said how glad she was she came out and how informative the presentation was. She said that she has always been pretty hesitant about unions because they can be so unreasonable and controlling, and yet she was pleased to see three very reasonable and intelligent people up in front of the room who seemed to be actually likable (okay, she didn’t quite say it that way – but it was the gist). I appreciated her candor, and the compliment and afterwards was thinking about how often I hear variations on that theme. “You seem so reasonable for a union rep,” is a common refrain that comes back to me from people who seem genuinely surprised that I don’t have horns and a tail, or get in front of a room yelling.

Because I really don’t roll that way, nor have I ever. I also don’t know many union reps who do which begs the question of where the stereotype so readily comes from. Obvious answer right? Of course it’s the media, the bosses, the system at fault.

If only it was that simple. While I will grant there is a whole propaganda machine in place to paint working people and their representatives as nasty and greedy, I have to admit I have seen my share of bad behaviour from a minority of union reps in workplaces. You know, the petty folks who wanted to be management but couldn’t get there and so instead turned their dictatorial desires into a union position. These are often people who don’t seem to understand the basic working class principles of solidarity, and have found a niche in a union movement starved for active membership by barging their way around the workplace.

Sometimes these people simply have their own individual axe to grind about an issue, but more often seem to have the general grievance that life hasn’t been fair to them. In some cases they will complain (to other union reps no doubt) that their co-workers are lazy and shouldn’t be helped by the union. In others this type express themselves by going around and harassing people into adhering to every aspect of the collective agreement or health and safety policy. They get elected because no one wants to run against them out of fear of retaliation, or because after years of this behaviour the workplace members believe all people in the union are like this and want nothing to do with it.

Fair enough. If that had been my first encounter with a union I wouldn’t waste my time there either. As a union rep I tend to go the other way when I see one of these individuals coming, so I don’t doubt their co-workers feel that way but even moreso if they have to deal with them every day. And it’s a shame really – because this is by far the minority of union reps, and yet the ones who everyone remembers.

The simple root of this is a lack of interested and active members, and a union movement that seems helpless to address this behaviour within its ranks (until it crosses the line and becomes something you can discipline for). And because it’s self-perpetuating in that it drives people away, the very existence of these individuals only ensures that more people like them will fill the ranks when they finally disappear. But more deeply, this behaviour is sunk in the mires of power definitions in our society and the very nature of exclusion. That is, telling other people what to do in your society is equated with powerfulness, and those who lack a sense of personal power in their lives are often driven to fill that void elsewhere. Pretty much every organization suffers from these individuals – from the artistic society with a chair who has screaming fits, to those in community radio stations like CKLN who change the locks on the doors to keep democratically elected opponents out. There are a lot of wounded people wandering around out there looking to inflict their damage in the form of power-mongering on others – despite the fact there are even more people trying to do the right thing and work together.

I’m not sure how to address it systemically or personally, but it’s frustrating as someone who really is working to represent people democratically and transparently to always be painted with that brush. Fortunately I have found although this initial impression exists, once people actually meet me or I help them through a hard grievance, the stereotype tends to fade into the background. I can certainly be tough when the situation warrants it, but only within the context of being pushed around, and only when there is something to be gained from engaging in the battles in the first place. Mostly though I like to mediate, negotiate, and consense to an end result – which I recognize is the way for most union people I know. Leadership is one thing, exerting power is another – and although some people confuse these modes, it’s clear to me (and the membership I have represented) that really these are polar opposites on the spectrum.