ruth and david are creepy

ruth and david are the realtors selling the apartments in my building. i think the picture on their website is odd. in every sequence, there are ruth and david floating over the city – trying to look like the hipsters they think they are. yesterday they came and put a giant sign in front of our apartment building so it is really hard to ignore the fact almost everything in our building is currently for sale. they have only listed six suites on mls which makes me think they are listing them a few at a time, though showing them all on request. mine isn’t one of the listed ones online – i’m not sure what that means.

the worst thing is the tag line they have chosen for our building – “Are you looking for a hip place to call home? ” – yup, that’s right – i’ve had a hip home for these past three years, but now it is too hip for even me and must go to those even hipper people with bigger wallets.

i wonder how long it will take them to sell? i think they are way overpriced, but what do i know……